I do it. You do it. Everybody does it. We all poop! Now that the obvious has been stated, let’s delve a little deeper and ponder just how we poop. That’s right, folks! It’s time to get introspective and reflective as we determine our own personal pooping style(s)! You’re bound to recognize yourself (and your loved ones) in one or more of the following approaches to deuce dropping and, not only that, you’ll learn what your style says about you and how you live your life!
1. Routine Dumper
Every day, like clockwork, your ass has an appointment for its ride on the porcelain bus. You like to be in control of things and your bowel’s routine is reflective of your personality. Taking a dump at the same time each day makes you feel like you’ve got your shit together, so to speak. So much so, that if your poop-routine is somehow foiled, you feel quite unsettled. And, you vow to get your bowels (and your life) back on track.
2. The Announcer
You feel compelled to inform those who live with you (and sometimes even guests) of your intentions to go and do your business. You shout: “I’m going for a poo!” as you head off to the loo. You do it habitually and you’re not even sure why you do it. Perhaps you want to ensure your privacy or maybe you just like to keep everyone in the know. The reason is uncertain but you do it and you will continue to announce it. Every. Single. Time.
3. The Reporter
Once you’ve returned from dropping the kids off at the pool, you give a quick update on how it went. Continue reading