“He’s fit and he’s manscaped—an Adonis of the DILFs, so to speak. But, sadly, my Don Juan Demarco has a trumpet for an asshole. And man, that thing loves to crank out tunes… “

I’m over at Mamalode this week with some laughs, at my hubby’s expense.

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